TheOtherSide: Thinkers

June 23, 2005

Everybody likes to think, right? Here's some things to entertain your thinking brain...just don't think too much.

• I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

• Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse?

• Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" when they already know you don't have any?

• Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

• Why does lemon juice contain "artificial ingredients" but dishwashing liquid contains "real lemons"?

• I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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And here are some random quotes from the mind of George Carlin:

"Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view."

"I heard that Domino’s Pizza trucks have killed more than 20 people. And that’s not counting the ones who eat the pizza."

"As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything."

"I worry about my judgement when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public."

"I think they should lower the drinking age. I just want to see a sign in a bar that says, You Must Be 11 and Prove It."

Posted by Tom Bodhi at June 23, 2005 12:42 PM

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

Posted by: TommyBlue at June 23, 2005 05:06 PM